I didn't let my husband get up early with the boys on Sunday Morning (because Saturday he got to sleep in) but instead of sleeping I cracked my laptop and enjoyed a few minutes of online bliss. Nope, not me!
I didn't make fun of my husband as he waltzed around with the laundry basket delivering loads of laundry he took the time to do this weekend. Nope, I wouldn't do that...I would of course let my appreciation flow abundantly. And I WOULD NOT get annoyed when he dried my cardigan and it is now a size or two tooooo small. Nope, not me!
I didn't burn five grilled cheese sandwiches to a crisp because I was too busy taking pictures of my two year old trying out his potty. Nope, not me.
I don't lean way over the counter to hide behind the wall, or into the fridge, or in a cupboard... and sneak a cookie, or my kids snacks....because they DO NOT need another snack...and I SOOOO do. Nope, not me!
I didn't call and sign up Henry and I for a mom and me class 45 minutes before it started because I couldn't bear to stay home with him and watch him be so sad that Charley was at school. Nope, not me. And I wasn't sooo thrilled that he even handled the short separation part of the class. What a big boy! We'll see how next week goes but there won't be anymore binge eating Friday mornings for my Hankers!
I have not had a diet coke in over four weeks! My cravings aren't so bad sometimes that I want to cry. But I am strong and I haven't had any. Nope not me! No really, I HAVE NOT HAD ANY DIET COKE! I am so proud of myself. I. LOVE. WATER! I. LOVE. WATER! I have to keep convincing myself!